How Much For Two?
"How much is this?"
"Three hundred fifty baht."
"Whhhhhhhat!?"
"Three hundred fifty baht."
"What if I buy two?"
"Seven hundred baht."
"Whhhhhhhhat!?"
"Seven hundred baht."
"Whhhhhhhhat!?"
"Seven hundred baht."
"Whhhhhhhhat!?"
"You say me." (offers a calculator)
"Five hundred baht."
(laughs) "Ohhhh. Ho ho ho. Cannot! No can do. Six hundred baht."
"Whhhhhhhat?"
"Six hundred baht."
"Whhhhhhhat?"
"Okay. I sell you five hundred fifty baht."
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