Branston, MO - Memorial services will be held on Monday, March 9 for Sniffles, cat of seventeen years of Mrs. Esther Hensley. A reception will follow at the Hensley home.
Sniffles, a grey Persian, was recently struck and buried by a very large shiny object falling from the sky, according to 911 transcripts and sheriff's reports. Officials from NASA who commented on the condition of anonymity said the incident was a 'regrettable' instance of 'a package reaching a terminal state of orbital decay.'
Friends are asked to bring cat food in lieu of flowers.